Birdman
301 - Booty Noir - Most of season two didn't bring the awfulness of season one, will season three bring the badness I craved? Yeah kind of, this episode is pretty much bullshit. At least in this episode though they kind of admit that it's bullshit. They make Wally Gator into a redneck for no reason but they basically come out and say "he's going to court because he's a redneck!" The subplot is that Reducto falls in love with a black girl because she has a big ole ass. The two plots don't interconnect at all, and there are some live-action wraparounds that I think are supposed to be a Cowboy Bebop parody. What else can be said?
Sealab
34 - ASHDTV - This season of Sealab definitely brought more badness than I could have craved. This is quality drop number like 80 for Sealab; as bad as the show has ever been before, this episode is about 100 times worse. This episode is really baffling. I don't even know what the jokes are supposed to be most of the time. Like when they have the fake Brak pop in, is that supposed to be making fun of Brak, or are we supposed to laugh because we recognize it as a Brak parody? There's a really baffling part where they have Quinn shout "penis" and "vagina" a bunch of times. It really is insane because they abandon the one single aspect of his character (he smart) for the purpose of a really, really bad joke, when literally every other character on the show is a dumb idiot who shouts dumb things that they could have very easily used in Quinn's place. Is THAT supposed to be the joke? If so, it really doesn't work at all. If not, then it's just really bad. OH YEAH didn't this episode have a fake bump at the end where they drew on Mike Lazzo's face or something? Whoever encoded this episode cut it out.



